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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2003, 02:24:03 am »

Sounds like a good idea to me. At some stage, we'll have to pick up an Umgah as well though. He could be the ship doctor or some such. Going to the doctor can be real fun!
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2003, 11:45:26 am »

The ship's councillor would have to be a Pkunk.

"Let me guess why you came here... you've met an evil alien species and you wish to recruit the peaceful races of the galaxy in order to defeat it?  How do I know this, Captain?  Why, the spirits told me, of course...!"

Either that or an Utwig as ship councillor.  Boy, that would be depressing. lol.   Grin  This situation would get worse if the engineer on the ship was a Shofixti...
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2003, 12:03:43 pm »

I think the showfixti would be more fun as the ship's security officier.  Always with a 'security team' of showfixti, ready to die on a planet in a parody of star trek.

How about an Orz engineer?
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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2003, 04:02:25 pm »

"You do not have access to this section of the ship! KYYAIIIEEE!"

So, who'd do the cooking? Either a Supox or a Yehat I think. But the engineer should be a Traddash I think.
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2003, 08:36:25 pm »

Hehe, the engineer would have to be Thraddash.  I could just see him 'accidentally' drop his cigar into the engine core of the ship.  Boy, would that be interesting...
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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2003, 04:12:47 am »

It could be at some preset point in the story line even, suddenly you'r catapulted wildly through space, the extreme speed catapulting you *below*.

Or not. It'd be funny anyway Smiley
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2003, 04:30:49 am »

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Sounds like a good idea to me. At some stage, we'll have to pick up an Umgah as well though. He could be the ship doctor or some such. Going to the doctor can be real fun!
Real fun, you say...? With the infamous Umgah penchant for twisted humor?


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Listen human Earthling! We add some extra eyes! A few tentacles!
Other organs of whatever size and shape you desire!!
What?! You not want more organs?... You sure?... How strange... how sad.
This was best gift.
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If anyone here is stupid enough to join your crew, I expect the RU cost will be skyhigh.

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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2003, 04:34:37 am »

No no no! you'd get more efficient crew! With a few extra tentacles, imagine how much more efficient everything would be.Also, noone would call in sick unless they really were SICK.

Plus, as long as nothing happens to me, I could be smug and grinning at all those underlings with improved parts. I might even be able to tlak the Umgah into giving me an extra liver.
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