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Captain Smith
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The Umgah Masters
« on: March 13, 2004, 06:10:13 am »

I was playing the main SC2 game and was showing the Traddash that I should be their Great Teacher with the Umgah gift ships and was thinking as a good fantasy what the Umgah would do with the Traddash if they did the same...had some funny thoughts...what about you all?


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Re: The Umgah Masters
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2004, 06:42:10 am »

I don't know.... It seems to me that I can beat a Awsome umagh with a thraddash very easy. Then again I can beat a thraddash with a umagh easily as well. I guess it depends who is piloting it. :-/


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Re: The Umgah Masters
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2004, 06:55:19 am »

Pretty true, I can defeat either pretty easily with the other on awesome...

But just was trying to get some fantasy coming out at least in a comedic light...what would the Umgah do with a Traddash society that wants to learn from them? What kind of "jokes" would you think the Umgah would cause having an entire race at their beck and call?

"We send Thraddash to attack VUX." heh


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Re: The Umgah Masters
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2004, 10:10:35 pm »

You need 5 arms, then you be "handy" Har Har!
13 eyes make you observant;
9 mouths: you can eat and talk and breath all at once, without hiccups! Har!

Be wacky. Here some Monty Python vids we recieve via radiowave broadcast from Earth recently. Arms chopped off! Blood everywhere! Har HAR!

Take these harmless Octantis Saltwater Mega-Toad tadpoles. Put them in your Oceans. Har! Big fun later.


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Re: The Umgah Masters
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2004, 02:26:33 am »

I would convince the Thraddash that the Spathi said they were big cowards. Having the Thraddash invade the Spathi would be my idea of a good time. Watching from my drone as they spathi circle of influence flees madly all over the galaxy.


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Re: The Umgah Masters
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2004, 08:05:59 am »

I would convince the Ur-Quan that The Path of Now and Forever & the Eternal Doctrine were a Dnyarri plot to elimate all life in the universe and have the Ur-Quans beating the crap out of themselves Grin

har. har. har.

Another one Who's on first...oh I see ur not intersted Who's on First What's on Second?

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We must each create our own paths. Do not mimic mine, I don't even like myself.

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Re: The Umgah Masters
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2004, 06:10:15 pm »

And just how would the umgah go about convincing the UQ of anything? This was about what the Umgah would have the Thraddash do.


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