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Topic: If you had a million credits... (Read 5715 times)
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Death 999
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I would build 9,000 penetrators. YEEHAW!
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Captain Smith
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Actually as a thought I wouldn't even want to know why the bridge turns purple...
I'd buy that 2418-B explorer probe from the Melnorme....wasn't it 10,000 Creedots?
Create my robotic army of death 
IF SHIP
CLOSE
IF SHIP = UR-QUAN OR KOHR-AH
ATTACK
ELSE
MOVE OFF
No more Ur-Quan/Kohr-Ah problems. Of course, the replication behavior is at 999
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R.Rex2000
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ok, I would first find out why the Melnorme's bridge turns purple, then I would blackmail them by threatening to tell other races and find out many of their secrets and get tons of their RUs. Basically I would but out the Melnorme.
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Lukipela
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I'd make a cruise ship.Yuo know, assuming I could get the Chmmr to build me a really large Precursor style ship, I'd fit it with crew pods, leisure pods, luxury pods, and supply pods filled with enough posh food to keep us fed for a decade or so. Who would I bring with me? well, all you guys to start with, some other friends of mine, and quite a few syreen and Umgah (both fun, but in different ways). After that I'd fit it with a few weapons for self-defence, and some mega-efficient fueltanks. And then? I'd go crusising around the galaxy, visiting famous planets and beatiful places. I could spend a decade in this quadrant alone...
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« Last Edit: April 02, 2003, 09:24:59 pm by Lukipela »
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What's up doc?
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Death 999
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Problem with syreen is their song. If you want to have a brain left after a little while, it's a problem.
I know, I bought the max number of penetrators with my million credits. By the way, are these RUs or bio credits???
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Shiver
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The song only functions with the ship considering it burns up quite a bit of energy. There's probably some amplification thingy needed to make it work. The blue bikini girls themselves are relatively harmless.
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« Last Edit: April 03, 2003, 07:50:03 am by Shiver »
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Kohr-Ah_Primat
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What would you do if you had a million credits? ... or a million resource units, whatever. This is obviously a topic that's meant to be fun, not serious. Try to be creative and funny if at all possible. Yes, your vessel is unique, and here is the crux of the problem.
A `Unique', meaning singular, starship is not equal to the task of destroying the entire Ur-Quan armada.
If you had, say, ten thousand similar starships, we could take your boasts more seriously.
Purchase a fleet of ten thousand similar starships. Or as many as I could afford, anyways.
Some people have been asking me lately... "Where did I get all of these credits/RUs all of a sudden? Why should I believe you that I've now got a million credits...?"
Perhaps you found a way to create Rainbow Worlds. I'd always guessed that a Melnorme's (Mael-Num's?) inclination towards colors was because of their race's reliance on ocular perception. I'd thought that perhaps their species nourishes themselves through starlight, and that is why they are always found at Supergiant stars. Perhaps they'd lost almost all sensitivity to any senses other than sight, and their sense of vision would be incredibly acute and far more perceptive than any other alien species. (which would also explain why they're able to readily perceive Verenzy while Verenzy are clearly invisible to humans.) And to them, the light reflected off of Rainbow worlds would be the equivalent of... hrmm... some incredibly addictive and pleasurable drug.
Well, I suppose they could also just be interested in the Rainbow Worlds in hopes of finding leftover yet-to-be-disposed-artifacts. I just figured the convoluted explanation was more entertaining than them simply harvesting Precursor artifact spare parts from Rainbow Worlds.
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We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah.
Our nature, the fulfillment of our fate requires your destruction.
You are filth. It is now your time to be cleansed.
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John Doe
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Evil Idea:
I'd buy 1 million crewmembers at 1RU a piece. Then I'd head over to the druuge homeword and trade 50 of them in on a Mauler.
Then, I'd start a reality TV show like survivor with my 999,950 remaining crew member. The home audience would vote (at 1RU each call) for the one they wanted thrown into the Mauler's furnace:)
When I'm out of crewmember I would just start over with all the money I made from the show 
And the winner of each show will get a 3 night stay with a half-dozen Shofixity maidens and the opportunity to push the next cast into the furnace.
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