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Dear Satan
« on: October 16, 2006, 05:01:28 pm »

Dear Satan

It is with deepest regret that we inform you that we are to terminate your contract. So many interpretations of the word 'sin' have now been put forward that it has now been deemed impossible, and thus we will no longer need your services as custodian of the premises known as 'Hell'. These premises are to be redeveloped into a theme park and will henceforth be known as 'Barneyland'.

Yours sincerely
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2006, 05:05:08 pm »

These premises are to be redeveloped into a theme park and will henceforth be known as 'Barneyland'.

...God is an evil bastard...
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 12:25:18 am »

*snicker*
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2006, 06:42:50 am »

http://www.hottest-host.com/whitechrist/jewfilth.html
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2006, 03:15:03 am »


Can we ban this guy now? Seriously. Some jew jokes can be funny in context, but he has presented none.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2006, 03:31:30 am »

I'm not about to ban people for having a bad sense of humour.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2006, 03:51:25 am »

Indeed, you'd need to ban three-quarters of the users if that were the criteria. Wink
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2006, 08:51:10 am »

http://www.hottest-host.com/whitechrist/westborowhores.html
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2006, 04:20:48 pm »

We all know that the only persons who can joke about Jews are Jews, such as the dear Mr Cohen. To be fair, his joke are also funny.

Interesting side note:  FireFox 2.0 has  a spell checker which is quite nice. For some reason, it does not recognize the word Jew.

Fake Edit: Oh, capital "J". fine.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2006, 04:42:59 pm »

Even though he's going to Hell for letting whores in his church, Fred Phelps had a point.  Jews are the real Nazis.  We need to bomb that Jewdistan and plan a Christian flag there.
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2006, 04:43:36 pm »

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1200/hanukkah.html
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2006, 07:31:06 pm »

OMG, this is part of the conspiracy- he wants us to think he is a troll so that we won't think he is a shill ! Open your eyes people!

I haven't read everything, but the first one sounds like it might be a joke lampooning anti-semitic christians. You can't hate everything middle-eastern and then turn around and say you are a Christian ('cause I'm fairly certain the whole bible takes place there.) I don't think Lore can be considered much of a true believer within any religion anyway, based on his sig, which seems sort of sacrilegeous. But whatever the point of this or lack thereof, I have to agree with meep, since if you ban someone for insulting one religion, you have to ban not only people who have insulted any religion (no matter how small or ridiculous it might seem to you, be it 'Pagans,' Cultists, Cat followers, Self Worshippers, Trekies, PS3 Owners, etc.) but also anyone who insults any other rigid belief system (Progressives, Utopians/Technocrats, Free Market Capitalists, Atheists, Retro Gamers, Scientists, Cat Breeders, etc.)

Well anyway, I leave for just a little while, and look what happens to the place. :0
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2006, 08:42:47 pm »

So are you a Cat Follower or Cat Breeder Deus?

As for Lore, at least his "brother" seemed to be able to construct believable sentences and actually talk. This guy is just surreal. He started out by pimping a game without any references and then progressed directly to jew-bashing.  I can't help but wonder what's next. Maybe he'll start talking about rainbows?
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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2006, 12:27:10 am »

http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible3.htm#god-slaughters-blacks

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1206/ps3.html


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The niggers are taking it over and the Jews.

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Re: Dear Satan
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2006, 01:27:57 am »

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As for Lore, at least his "brother" seemed to be able to construct believable sentences and actually talk. This guy is just surreal. He started out by pimping a game without any references and then progressed directly to jew-bashing.  I can't help but wonder what's next. Maybe he'll start talking about rainbows?

I see what you're implying and think you're right. It's that Zanthius dipshit from a few years back.
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